Aunt Martha's Dirty Laundry Tea Towels SPT2 comes with a large gift tag inside. Right under the TO and FROM, a lady wearing a chef hat and these words appear:
"Only the best tea towel for you my dear. Not to do the dishes, just for pretty. Who has time to cook? Lets call for takeout and have another glass of wine!
From Colonial Patterns and Moda.
SPT2 is printed with a seam gauge and the words "Give a quilter an inch and she'll think she's a ruler."